"Life is too short , so love the one you've got ; 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot" -SUBLIME <3
  • So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
    spanish and italian:
  • haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
    french:
  • LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    german:
  • *shooting up in the bathroom*
    english:
  • the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
    gaelic:
  • here have all of these consonants have fun
    polish:
  • subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
    japanese:
  • sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
    welsh:
  • here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
    chinese:
  • so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
    arabic:
  • here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
    latin:
  • If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
    sign language:
  • idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
    russian:
  • so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
    Greek:
brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

tvpsy:

white people in their natural habitat

Everybody was kung fu fighting

sherlockspeare:

(X)

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded